I ran over a banana because I'm sexy and I do what I want!

This is funny, quirky, and makes no sense. Therefore... everyone must try it and post your result in the comment section!

Type out the sentence you end up with.

Pick the month you were born:
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March--------I karate chopped
April----------I licked
May----------I jumped on
June----------I smelled
July-----------I did the Macarena With
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19------- a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a surfer
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White---------because I'm cool like that
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink-----------because I'm NOT crazy.
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can.
Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself!


Paper Airplane Derby!!!

efore you board that plane to come to the Jeppson Family Renunion, grab a piece of paper and make an airplane for the:

Jeppson Family Reunion
Paper Airplane Derby!

An award for the airplane that can fly the fathest and another for the "best in show" (in other words the most creative or nicely decorated design)! There is a junior and 'older' division, so all teeny Jeppsons can make one too... no matter how small! Babies are allowed to have assistance with their flight! There will be a head-to-head single elimination competition where only one Jeppson will prevail as the winner and be crowned the paper-airplane-maker-flyer-champion!

If you do not get this blog message or do not have time, I will have paper there! No one will be left behind!!!

Have fun with it and make sure you remember to bring it on Monday morning!!! We will be having a lot of fun!!!

PS. We are also tye-dying pillowcases! The pillowcases will be provided for you! If you want to dye anything else, please feel free to bring it with you!!! We will have plenty of dye!!!


My Wacky Neighbor...

... is mowing his grass...
And it is:
10:30 PM!

This is also the neighbor that was blowing "something" in the middle of the road at 11:30 at night one night with a VERY loud leaf blower. It was only one teeny spot in front of his drveway and he just stood there for a half hour blowing and blowing and blowing!!!

This is also the neighbor that has been seen multiple occasions having a car speed down our street honking the horn as it passes their house. The car then turns around in the cul-de-sac and parks in front of his house, as someone runs out the door, exchanges "something" through a car window, and the car speeds off at 12:00 at night!

So... my theory is... whatever is exchanged through that window, is then used, and then...


Grass is probably involved in the mowing of the grass!

Haha... I crack myself up!

So do you have any neighbors who do wacky things? Comment with your own crazy neighbor stories!

To be fair, we are probably the wacky neighbors to our neighbors as well! Yesterday we removed a section of our fence, drove the huge 12 pass van into the back yard, creating a mudhole because Levi did not know the ground was so wet, and had 7 kids helping us lug pieces of slate up our hill with dollies and a snow sled! More on that later! But our poor neighbor who is trying to sell their house next door calls to ask us to kindly move our van from the back yard and then asked the answering maching why we had our van in the backyard in the first place! Poor neighbors! The other day they were trying to have a quiet evening on their back patio with extended family on Yonas' birthday as we rolled a huge piece of plastic down the hill and proceed to slide down the biggest slip n' slide ever created. The kids were squeeling and laughing. So much for their peaceful evening. They did send their neices over later to play with my kids. So they much not hate us too much! They love us, they do... they just don't understand us!


Callie Getting Her Groove-On!

Callie was just feeling the music this afternoon! If a commercial had music, she was dancing! She just could not help herself! I was listening to the music channels on the TV and Fergie came on... and of course, Callie had to dance! Here is a little clip!

Man! It seems like I am posting a lot about Callie! Posts dedicated to my other children coming soon! I just happened to get these 2 Callie moments on video today and they were too cute not to share! And I also learned to use my video editor better, so that helps a lot too!

Happy Day-Day!

With all the birthdays going on at our house these last 2 months, Callie & Jovie have really gotten into the birthday song! Jovie sings, "Ha-ppy, toooo yoooooou!" and Callie has been going around saying "Happy Day-Day!" If I try to get her to say it for someone she wont do it until they are no longer looking at her. It has to be her idea!

Well, today we had some left over cupcakes from the 4th of July week Marshall Family Reunion! I put one down in front of Callie & Jovie and they automatically thought it was time for a "Happy Day-Day!" or a "Happy to you!" So I was able to catch a clip of Callie saying, "Happy Day-Day!" Notice the cupcake all over her face! She is such a mess when she eats dessert! Especially if she is tired because she will take a bite, then rub her eyes, and it ends up ALL OVER her! But she is a happy mess and that is all that matters!