4.24.2009
Very Late Easter Pics...
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4.22.2009
My Head is Going to EXPLODE...

And they are all existing just to drive me MAD!
I could first feel the migraine coming on when I was talking to the architect.
-You may need another bathroom
-No... nevermind you don't
-But you might need drains, so you may need to cut up your floors
-Code might get you on this one
-You may need a 3 bin sink with drain boards, but I'm not sure
-You want to make sure your tables are right
-I would be worried about your permitting issue
-Health Department is a bear to work with
-If you think the Health Department is bad, you should see how hard it is to deal with code
-This will take 3-4 weeks to draw up if you need them
-Then there is permitting and they always kick back plans 2-3 times
-We have to contract the engineering out, it takes longer
-....
There was more... and I could feel my brain screaming to get out!...
Then I go to the county and the good news is... I got the permitting issue cleared up in 30 seconds. The bad news is... when I first called one department apparently does not know what the other departments do, so they told me it could take a lot longer and that I needed more thing, so I wasted 3 days trying to figure it out over the phone and gathering 30+ documents until someone said, "If you show up, then you can get it ironed out easier, EVERYBODY is in the same building!"
Then I talk to code:
Do I need plans drawn up?
Answer from Code Enforcement Person 1: No, no problem. Just get the electrician to draft up his plans and the plumber to draft up his, bring them in and that's it.
Me: Whew!
Answer from 2nd Code Enforcement guy who was walking by: If she is the first tenant and this was pulled for mercantile then she needs to have plans drawn up to change the occupancy. She needs an architect (not what I wanted to hear BTW).
Person 1: I think he is right.
Me: Can you ask someone else so I can make SURE he is right before spending thousands on plans I do not need.
Person 1: I think he is right, he has been here longer than me.
Then he proceeds with:
-You might need drains (drains! seriously! Is that all you people think about?)
-Health inspection may get you on this
-You need to confirm the type of sink you need
-I have no clue what size water heater you need
-I have no idea about the Americans with Disabilities Act, but you DO need a section of counter only 30 inches high, but you need to look up those laws
-We need to approve these plans before issuing permits... which will take more time
-...and of course there is more... sigh... THEN...
He turns me over to the health department inspector. A nice guy! Reminds me of a co-worker at James City. Somehow he is a hippy-type (though too young for an actual hippy) that works for the government. He looked like a Bee-Gee.
Him: You don't need to see me! If you are a ice cream shop then you just fall under department of agriculture.
Me: Then can I pick your brain about some stuff.
Him: Sure
Then I find out:
-It does not matter what kind of hot water heater I need
-It does not matter about my sink, just as long as I think it is adequate (what that means, I have no clue)
-I probably do not need drains, unless I just think they are a fabulous must-have accessory to my back room and in case I want sewage to back up on my floor
-There are so many more pieces of equipment I would have to buy if I wanted to do hot-dogs (which I do not)
I also went by a restaurant supply store where the guy tried to sell me burgundy polka dot booths, and told me I really should be putting my whole operation in a trailer and do carnival gigs.
So, I spent the entire afternoon fighting a migraine. And I NEVER get migraines. But honestly, I went back and forth so much my head was exploding.
Today shall be spent calling the people to clear up the "you might needs" and the "I'm not sure, buts...", hopefully signing my lease...
and trying to keep my sanity while all the while trying very hard to convince my brain that exploding might not be the best idea!
This poicture is the best deptiction of my state of mind...
The long and short of it is... opening a small business is a pain in the butt... but...
The business is going to be awesome!!!
And it is a bit of a blessing in disguise! If I open mid June instead of mid May, I do not have to worry about what to do with my babies for a month and things will not be so stressful.
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4.20.2009
Random Spring Post w/ a bit of the by-gone days!
The weather is nice, the sun is shining, the grass is growing, the birds are chirping, and...
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4.14.2009
Lettie's turn to talk about mommy!
This is a fun quiz to do with your kids! This is what I got from Lettie:
1. What is something mom always says to you?
Eat
2. What makes mom happy?
Because we don't lie (I have a thing for not-lying)
3. What makes mom sad?
Because we lied to her (wow... I think they got the point)
4. How does your mom make you laugh?
By tickleing me!
5. What was your mom like as a child?
I don't know because I did not see you when you were a child (smart)
6. How old is your mom?
6 (7 kids at 6... Now I REALLY should be on Oprah)
7. How tall is your mom?
6 tall (I guess it goes with your age)
8. What is her favorite thing to do?
Clean (ugh... )
9. What does your mom do when you're not around?
Go Somewhere
10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for?
Because she is going to be a rock star (that's my girl!)
11. What is your mom really good at?
Teaching Nolan how to ride on 2 wheels (we did that the other day... he is getting there).
12. What is your mom not very good at?
Not good at driving (this is a running joke in the family... whenever I hit the rumble strip Levi has taught the kids to say 'mommy's a BAD driver'... I have turned it around on him a fair amount of times as well)
13. What does your mom do for a job?
Maybe run an ice cream shop soon
14. What is your mom's favorite food?
Spaghetti
15. What makes you proud of your mom?
She's good at cleaning (sigh... my life)
16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be?
A Rock Star Fairy (interesting)
17. What do you and your mom do together?
Go to Chuck E. Cheese
18. How are you and your mom the same?
Because we have the same hair (which is true, same cow-licks and everything)
19. How are you and your mom different?
Because my eyes change (that is her new thing, I do not know where she gets that idea from)
20. How do you know your mom loves you?
Because you help me find my shoes sometimes.
21. What does your mom like most about your dad?
Kissing him
22. Where is your mom's favorite place to go?
To the Bank (if I was making more money maybe)
23. How much do you think mom weighs?
6 (I am sensing a trend here)
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4.13.2009
Ruby Answers Questions About Me
This is a fun quiz to do with your kids! The language barrier made it a little difficult for her to understand some of the questions. But this is what I got:
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4.11.2009
Thanks Granny!
You picked the perfect present for Callie! Water stuff! Boy does this girl love water! And as soon as she opened it, she insisted on getting completely dressed in her new gear. INCLUDING the water wings! And if you wondering why she looks a little shiny and slightly dirty... that would be the Skittles, which she immediately opened up and devoured! But of course she drooled sticky Skittle juice all over herself! Seriously... she walked around in her swimsuit and water wings all night until it was time for bed! I would think it would be uncomfortable! Silly girl!
Enjoy the pictures of my water baby modeling:
Callie came up and saw the pictures I was putting on the blog, went and grabbed her water wings, and insisted I put them back on! So she is in a long-sleeve footed sleeper with water wings on eating her pancake. Haha!
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4.05.2009
This is the place...
In case you were wondering, here is "the location"! If you notice in the 2nd picture there is quite a large sidewalk on one side of it, which I will be able to put benches and possibly tables! I LOVE that it is a corner unit!
Here is the other side... a Harris Teeter! Apparently it does really well and a lot of people I have mentioned the location to know exactly where it is at, "By the new Harris Teeter". So that is good!
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