Why front loaders are not always a good idea...

I came around the corner and found this:

She is such a funny kid! She loves to make trouble! One day Lettie was saying "Jovie Emergency, Jovie Emergency" (She and Nolan call it the "Jovie alarm"... quite impressive, they came up with it themselves) and I looked in the washer to see her smiling face staring back at me, but I could not find the camera in time because she was ready to get out, so I have learned to keep the door shut! I was gathering laundry when I found her on her way inside again!!! What a stinker! You can't leave her alone for a minute without her getting into something!